Lol My co-Worker sent me this in Email. I died laughing. If you're West Indian or Jamaican you'll get the joke.
To All Jamaicans...
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Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:33pm
What a Jamaican says and what an American Says
USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....
JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?
USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!
USA: This meal is not too bad
JAM: Di food cyan eat
USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh pickni?
USA: Hors d'oeurves?
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?
USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof
JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!
USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.
JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!
USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!
USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
JAM: Yuh did expek flood or yuh tek yuh mejament inna wata?
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